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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

Via do I have to have a title?

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry


coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty)

Via Ruined Childhood

brittbluebird14:

call-me-a-phoenix:

brittbluebird14:

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

Lucifer just got new jeans.

How did this added gif escape my notice?!?!?!


Via

I need to get laid.

(Source: dirtypicturetime)

Via Es difícil, pero lo acepto.


hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

Via Es difícil, pero lo acepto.

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

Via Es difícil, pero lo acepto.

Why fight about shit when you can smoke a blunt & play COD instead.

(Source: thatonebl0nde)

Via

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


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