WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
i pressed the home button on my iphone but i’m still at school??????
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
….can i marry you
whenever i am out somewhere there is a 99% chance i am thinking about going home and sleeping
you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!
oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha
Rebloging purely for that ^
we should form a support group
internet addicts anonymous
“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”
“hi jennifer”
but tumblr is our support group
we need a support group for our support group
oh god
TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID
SCROLL
SCROLL
SCROLL
That last comment nearly killed me
Devil’s Bridge
Kromlauer Park is a gothic style, 200-acre country park in the municipality of Kromlau in the Görlitz Gablenzgasse district in Germany. An incredible attraction of the park is the Rakotzbrücke, more popularly known as Devil’s Bridge.
The impressive arch bridge was built around 1860. During its construction, other peculiar rock formations were built on the lake and in the park. Devil’s Bridge is no longer open to the public to ensure its preservation. A unique feature of the bridge is that its reflection on the water’s surface creates a flawless circle, regardless of which side is being viewed.
Via Boob Lazers
In Moscow, Russia, there are stray dogs that ride the subway trains on the same schedule each day.
“They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”
About me
I'm 22 & from the Bay Area.I'm a Computer Tech & Gamer. My GT & PSN are both DemonicPillow45.
I can't spell very well, but luckily Google Chrome has spell check, Yay for Google Chrome!!
I'm random as hell & very easily amused, love hugs, girls, music, movies, games, concerts, driving around with friends, guys, tattoos, piercings, Lilo & stitch. I'm a huge dork & I joke around all the time, well unless i'm somewhere when I have to be mature & I shouldn't be joking, but even then i'll crack a joke or two :}
No idea what else to say sooo yeah. Enjoy creeping on my blog. Have any questions or just want someone to talk to & or vent to, my ask is always open.
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